The newspaper headline read "Intense Blaze at the Local Library," and further evidence would suggest that Gerald Green caused such a fire. Gerald’s great thirst for knowledge would bring him on a trip to his library. When Gerald entered the public institution he promptly forgot about the selection of firecrackers he had collected form a recent trip to his convenience store. Gerald had gone with his father to buy a chocolate bar, but ended up buying a package of cherry bombs. Once he had bought his firecrackers, he had no way to open his car door with his hands full, so he placed his purchases in his backpack. When the duo got home, Gerald had so much fun shooting their fireworks, Gerald decided to make his own fireworks. This would bring him to the library to research chemistry and physics. Unfortunately for the taxpayers though, Gerald had neglected to check his backpack to see if he had actually used all of his firecrackers. He hadn’t. So when Gerald placed his backpack on one of the heaters in the library, it was a cold day, the neglected fireworks ignited. The reason for the fire was thus Gerald Green and his love of firecrackers.
Monday, February 23, 2009
Cause and Effect
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